June 21 Jokes

cool1 · 06-21-2009, 08:02 AM

In a recent murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining a pathologist who was a witness for the prossecution. The testimony went something like this:

Attorney: "Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse?"

Coroner: "No."

Attorney: "Did you listen to the heart?"

Coroner: "No."

Attorney: "Did you check for breathing?"

Coroner: "No."

Attorney: "So, when you signed the death certificate, you weren't sure the man was dead, were you?"

Coroner: "Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was sitting in a jar on my desk. But I guess it is possible that he could be out there practicing law somewhere."

06-21-2009, 08:02 AM	#4 (permalink)
cool1 whatever Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 18,451 Points: 1,225	In a recent murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining a pathologist who was a witness for the prossecution. The testimony went something like this: Attorney: "Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse?" Coroner: "No." Attorney: "Did you listen to the heart?" Coroner: "No." Attorney: "Did you check for breathing?" Coroner: "No." Attorney: "So, when you signed the death certificate, you weren't sure the man was dead, were you?" Coroner: "Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was sitting in a jar on my desk. But I guess it is possible that he could be out there practicing law somewhere." __________________ Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.